B: it's the most important lesson. you can't be phased by a rejection.
M: okok, i got it.
B: wait, you can't be phased by anything. you know the number one reason a girl knocks back a guy?
M: wrong lines?
B: nerves.
M: i'm trying to hide my nerves!
B: her nerves. a rejection's often not really a rejection. it's just a girl being shy, awkward. gotta ride it out.
M: sail the storm to calmer waters.
B: exactly.
M: so you're saying i should have kept talking to mother mary?
B: yeah well, she had a chastity ring on. i think you gave her enough time. she would've spread her legs eventually but not for a few months.
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