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Thursday, 13 February 2014

B: it's the most important lesson. you can't be phased by a rejection.

M: okok, i got it.

B: wait, you can't be phased by anything. you know the number one reason a girl knocks back a guy?

M: wrong lines?

B: nerves.

M: i'm trying to hide my nerves!

B: her nerves. a rejection's often not really a rejection. it's just a girl being shy, awkward. gotta ride it out.

M: sail the storm to calmer waters.

B: exactly.

M: so you're saying i should have kept talking to mother mary?

B: yeah well, she had a chastity ring on. i think you gave her enough time. she would've spread her legs eventually but not for a few months.

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