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Saturday, 25 February 2012

Pyaar Ka Punchnama - Postmortem of Love 爱情骨灰

Finished this awesome film last night. A film almost 2 and a half hour long, but worth every minute. I have always held Bollywood films in high regard. I showed it to a friend, who was at first skeptical but relented as soon as he saw one of the trio of leading female actresses who was breathlessly hot!

A short comment on hot Bollywood actresses: are they all this hot? My friend said it best the way he puts it: I like my brown women. They speak English with an accent, causing me to suspect whether they're Indian nationals at all. And my, do they have big beautiful eyes.

This film is very enriching as it comes with a message directed at the younger generation, presumably in India but I find it apt to apply to any youngsters from anywhere. The plot is based on 3 young men being infatuated and entangled (or sangkut if you're Malaysian) with 3 different women. The length of the movie gives justice to the plot as the audience is introduced to the experiences of the 3 good friends in fair detail.

Throughout the film, I identified, here and there, instances and happenings in my own personal life. The elucidations of women are extremely hilarious, that it even found its way to be popular with some of my Chinese friends.

I want to focus on Liquid and Charu, the one couple who were not actually in a relationship. Rather, Liquid is constantly taking care of Charu, who is forever embroiled in relational turmoils with her jealous boyfriend. Keeping in mind this is a movie, Liquid went to great extent: finishing her work for her, helps her with her shopping as she sits in a saloon preparing to look sexy for her boyfriend.

When the film is playing them, a naughty song will play, a song which drives further and deeper the message the director intended:




Kutta means dog, and at the end of this post I have provided the lyrics in English and Mandarin.

It is not difficult to find guys acting as kuttas. In fact there are plenty of them, playing valet boys to their darlings. Take a walk in the mall and this point is larger than life.

Why is that guys are so easily manipulated? It seems most of them are nice persons, just wanting to please his fair lady but ended up doing too much too early, appearing to be desperate and in effect, giving away his power and position. Hence the saying "nice guys finish last".

Liquid was one of them. The rule in the film industry-that there should be as little sad endings as possible-means that he finally gives up on Charu, gets back with his boys and life. The film is quiet on the heartbreak, merely portraying Liquid crying his heart out, an inkling of the real pain the poor guy must have felt. We too are no strangers to tragic incidents where the guy simply could not shake off the girl and goes on to do terrible, sad things.

Liquid was lucky to have good friends by him. Vikrant literally threw a bucket of water at him when he took too long to recover and cried excessively.

If I would have it, guys must watch this film and at least grasp the idea of what a romantic relationship with a girl is all about. This is one of the few films who see romance from a guy's point of view. Properly watched and understood, it should at least check a guy before plunging headlong into the unknown waters of romance, and instead turn the focus on his maturity and readiness to commit to a relationship with the fairer, and signally, more matured, sex.


Kutta Lyrics

Dengada dangdang deng deng
Dengada dangdang deng deng
Dengada dangdang deng deng
Dengada dangdang deng deng
Dengada dangdang deng deng
(Hu..hu… )

Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta

Arrey muh mein aake chhote lag gaye
Poonchh pe golden gote
Arrey lag gaye chhote

Hai muh mein aake chhote lag gaye
Poonchh pe golden gote
Arrey lag gaye chhote

Kaisi hui ni joojh bin sare
muh ki moonchh
Dekho bhari jawani sheela maiyya
Kaisa iska funda

Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
kutta kutta kutta

Wah Wah Wah
Ullu ke patte super kuthe ke bachche
Hamma hamma tie tie…
Gadhe ke poot yahaan mat moot
Gadhe ke poot yahaan mat moot
Sun le baat, Nahi toh teri maa ki choo..di..
Hun..kudne dali boti
Doodh bhi koi roti
Arrey pyaar se puchkara
Puchu puchu bol pukara
Aji pyaar se puchkara
Puchu puchu bol pukara
Tune samjha.. ke love Hai
Tu iska ab rab hai
Abhi baji jo ghanti
Entered wife and bunty
Don’t worry my friend Bunty
Tu aage sochsubjan hai
Woh koi tu to bachpan hai
Usne palkein jhapkai
Phir jhatt se collar layi
Maathe pe ki ik pappi garma garam
Mujh se chipki
Tu mujh ko hokar toota
Hanskar poochh hilayi
Baandh tujhe phir bunty sang odhi rajayi
Tu de raha tha pehra
Woh khol raha tha sehra
Woh baja raha tha, wah
Woh baja raha tha
Woh baja raha tha geet
Sound badi thi sweet
Woh baja raha tha, wah, Wah
Woh le gaya Note karara
Tujhko de gaya chillar chutta

Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta

Hai muh mein aake chhote lag gaye
Poonchh pe golden gote
Arrey lag gaye chhote

Kaisi hui ni joojh bin sare
muh ki moonchh
Dekho bhari jawani sheela maiyya
Kaisa iska funda

Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
Bandh gaya patta
Dekho ban gaya Kutta
Baandh ishq ka patta
Dekho ban gaya kutta
kutta kutta kutta….

The boy agreed. He's become a dog.
男孩同意变成狗
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
The boy agreed. He's become a dog.
男孩同意变成狗
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
The eyes became small and
眼睛眯得小又小
the tail was decorated with golden paper.
金色尾巴摇又摇
The eyes became small and
眼睛眯得小又小
the tail was decorated with golden paper.
金色尾巴摇又摇
What situation I've fallen into?
啥情况啊俺遇到?
I became old in youthful days.
年纪轻轻变衰老
The boy agreed. He became a dog.
男孩同意变成狗
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
The boy agreed. He became a dog.
男孩同意变成狗
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
You fool, listen to me.
你个白痴听我讲
You'll ruin yourself. Listen to me.
你自己硬要上当
You are a donkey.
你个蠢驴听我讲
Listen to me or go to hell.
不然把你射墙上
They threw a bone..
她们赏你根骨头
They soaked the rolled bread in the milk.
她们赏你碗稀粥
She loved me and called me lovingly.
她爱我叫我达令
She loved me and called me lovingly.
她爱我叫我达令
You thought..
你认为。。。
..It is love and you are her God.
这就是爱你是神
When the doorbell rang. Her boyfriend Bunty entered inside.
铃响闯进她男友
You tried to run, but she said you are best friend.
她说你只是好友
She gestured me with
秋波暗送你别走
her eyes and brought a collar immediately.
戴上项圈好狗狗
She kissed me on my forehead and embraced me.
她亲亲前额再抱抱
You became happy and started wagging your tail.
开心的你尾巴摇
She tied you in the corner and slept with Bunty.
狗狗拴在屋角站
You were sitting there and watching. He was unveiling her.
看着她俩滚床单
He was having a good time.
他很性福他很爽
He was having a good time. She was darn sweet.
他很性福他很爽,缝补甜蜜她很忙
He was having a good time. - Wow.
他很性福他很爽—噢
He took the note from you..
他接过你的支票
..And gave you change.
..回头找你点小钞
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
The boy agreed. He became a dog.
男孩同意变成狗
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
I've put collar on my neck and have become a dog.
戴上项圈变成狗
The boy agreed. He became a dog.
男孩同意变成狗

Taken from:
Kutta lyrics
Translation

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