S: what were you like as a child?

G: i'm such a better person than i am now.

S: come on.

G: i'm serious.

i was happy. i was open, i was curious. but i'll tell you this, i knew when it was ending. i was overwhelmed with sadness when i realised that i was gonna change and it was all most likely gonna get worse.

like a nostalgia for the present i couldn't shake it.

G: what? i'm weird, right?

S: no. no you're not.

have you ever had sex?

G: yeah, tons.

S: no, really. have you?

G: why are you asking me this? you know i haven't.

S: well, i don't know. i'm just wondering.

have you ever thought about me?

G: what do you mean?

S: you know what i mean. have you ever thought about it?

G: why are you doing this?

S: will you have sex with me?

G: ...

S: i'm just kidding. bad idea. i mean, can you imagine how weird that would be?

G: ...

S: you're my only real friend. let's not ruin it.

G: i have to go.

S: what?

G: i'm not feeling well.

S: okay. well, will i see you tomorrow?

G: i don't know.

S: ...?

G: this is wrong. it's a joke.

S: you think too much!