1. Ignore her; what other better way? refuse to acknowledge her existence. when conversing, sound distant and aloof. disconnect emotions and where possible, the internet.
repeat as necessary.
and hope she'll notice.
2. lose control. be yourself completely, for worse or better. wear your heart on your sleeve. tell her the things even your family doesn't get to hear.
repeat as necessary.
feel really bad after. regret and swear to self will stick with 1. next time.
3. stalk her online. anything about her that's on the web, you need to know and have it wired into your grey matter. from exes to family members to shoe sizes. absolutely everything.
this could take a while, like the entire night.
feel worse when a guy has his arm around her and she's smiling brightly.
4. soul-search, pluck the courage, ask her out, tell her like an adult.
ah, who are we kidding? continue with 3.
5. get really drunk and kiss her.
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